He possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence; courage without ferocity; and all the virtues of man without his vices.
His epitaph for his dog.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles De Gaulle
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
Arnold Joseph Toynbee
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations.
He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty.
Thomas P. Gore
My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.
Toby and Eileen Green
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Cartoon by Peter Steiner
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S Truman
“A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.” ~ Bob Barker